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Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

wake up in minecraft smp ohio

Anon, autumn, blockquotepwake, coffee, coffee date, fall drinks, Friends, friendship, get together, hang out, Invitation, latte, Minecraft, morning routine, Ohio, Ohio life, ohiopblockquote, Plans, Pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes, smp, socializing, Starbucks, Wake Up

> Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	887070
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, Apology, celebration, construction, Damage, disagreement, family, fertility struggles, good news, Happy, Hosting, husband, passive aggressive, Poison, PreggoPuffCraft, pregnant sister, Protect, Ridiculous, smoking, smoking outside, unborn child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TraumaTalksMC SMP

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication, coping strategies, difficult conversations, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family, healing, Honesty, mental health, parental relationships, parents, past trauma, smp, support system, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaTalksMC, unresolved issues, Vulnerability

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you’re holding onto a dark secret from your childhood? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape reality and never have to face those uncomfortable conversations again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and forget all about your traumatic past. Plus, who needs therapy when you can build a virtual world where anything is possible? So come on, join us and leave your emotional baggage at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be carrying is your diamond sword!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	5957
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelPantsParty

awkward situation, body image, childhood memory, Embarrassing moment, first time, growing up, human interaction, intimate moment, naked encounter, opposite gender, personal boundaries, personal experience, PixelPantsParty, private moment, revealing experience, Self Discovery, self-conscious, sexual education, social norms, taboo topics, vulnerable moment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected encounters.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server

Baroque, classical, classical music, Composer, discovery, GENIUS, germany, Hidden Gem, historical artifact, historical find, library, Minecraft, Mozart, MozartTeenBeats, Music, music history, musical composition, musical genius., rare find, Server, Symphony, teenage prodigy, Young Talent

OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6049	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftySocialDemo

Campaign, center-left, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, CraftySocialDemo, Democracy, election results, exit polls, far right, German state election, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, policy, political parties, Politics, progressive, Scholz, Social Democrats, Voting

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we be buildin’ like scholz’s social democrats buildin’ up dem votes in a german state election! we be ahead of dem far right players, showin’ dem who’s boss in dis virtual world! exit polls be signalin’ dat dis server be da bomb, so come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures! who needs real life politics when you can rule the minecraft world with us? come on, you know you wanna join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sand Chip Trickery

Artificial Intelligence, Chip, Circuitry, computer chips, computer engineering, computer science, digital revolution, electronics, Futurism, Information Technology, innovation, invention, machine learning, microprocessors, sand, semiconductor, silicon chips, silicon dioxide, silicon valley, tech industry, Technology, Trickery

hey u! ya u! do u want to join a minecraft server where we tricked sand into thinking? yep, u heard that right! we invented silicon chips and now the sand in our server is alive and ready to play with u!

imagine building a house with sand that can talk back to u! or going on an adventure with a sand companion who can crack jokes and make u laugh! our server is like a sandcastle come to life, but with a twist!

come join us and experience the magic of sand that can think for itself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become best friends with a sand block! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the silicon chips do their thing!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Baby Cuteness Craze

Attachment Theory, baby, bonding hormone, caregiving, child development, CRAZE, cuteness, emotional attachment, emotional bonding, emotional connection, Empathy, hormone regulation, infant cuteness, maternal instincts, maternal love, maternal response, Motherhood, neurobiology, Oxytocin sensitivity, parenting instincts, social behavior, social bonding, women’s responses

Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat oxytocin sensitivity influences women’s responses to infant cuteness? Yeah, I know, it’s wild. But on our server, we take it to a whole notha level. Our baby animals are so cute, dey’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And if you got dat oxytocin sensitivity, you’ll be smitten in no time. So come join us and experience da cuteness overload for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join da fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Luminary: Where chickens roam free and players PvP like pros!

chickens, Discord, eUcHbFpfDw, EXCITEMENT, free, Join, King, Luminary, Medieval, mod packs, Modded, nation, Open, Players, Plugins, Pros, PvP, roam, smp, staff applications, starts.., Vanilla

Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Version	1.20.1
Features	Medieval theme, freedom of choices, kingship, nation-building, mod packs, plugins

Staff Applications

Staff applications are currently open.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Luminary Minecraft Server?

To join Luminary Minecraft Server, you can connect using the server IP address provided or through the Discord community.

2. What mods are included in the modded SMP?

The modded SMP includes various mods that enhance the gameplay experience with a medieval theme. Specific details can be found in the server information.

3. Can I become a king or start my own nation?

Yes, in Luminary Minecraft Server, you have the freedom to become a king or start your own nation. These features add a unique dynamic to the gameplay.

4. Are there any special rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. These rules are outlined in the server’s information channels.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kino’s Fun Minecraft Server

Cinema, cinematography, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film interpretation, film review, film studies, film theory, Fun, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kinos, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, movie interpretation, movie review, Server, was it kino

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. Rumor has it that if you can impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he’ll grant you three wishes – and one of them can even be for unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be kino!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

/Grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General Minecraft SMP

#youtube, art, Automaton adventures, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, general, Grün, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerMusic, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, lies of p, memes, Minecraft, Music, OP Template, Rock, smp, The 240th Wind, twitter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for rock and automaton adventures that will have you questioning reality. Our server is so wild, even the wind itself is on its 240th iteration!

But that’s not all – we have a YouTube channel where you can watch all the craziness unfold, Twitter for all the latest updates, and even important videos that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our merch – because who wouldn’t want to rock some Immergreen gear while playing Minecraft?

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. ImmerScreen, Immergination, ImmerPiece, ImmerMemes – we’ve got it all. And if you need a template for your OP, we’ve got you covered. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VeganDramaCraft

family drama, family gatherings, non-vegan food, vegan, vegan accommodations, vegan beliefs, vegan boundaries, vegan boyfriend, vegan comments, vegan compromise, vegan conflict, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan exclusion, vegan lifestyle, vegan meal, vegan options, vegan relationships, vegan views, VeganDramaCraft, veganism

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family gatherings, vegan drama, and emotional discomfort!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about veganism. Sis’s boyfriend, BF, is on a mission to convert everyone to veganism, one snide comment at a time. Will you choose to eat vegan and avoid the drama, or stand your ground and face the wrath of BF’s judgmental remarks?

But wait, there’s more! Family gatherings on our server are a whole new level of chaos. Will you choose option A and sneakily eat non-vegan food in another room to avoid BF’s comments? Or maybe you’ll go for option B and embrace the drama, eating whatever you want while ignoring the haters.

And let’s not forget about the ultimate dilemma: should you ask the family to alternate between vegan and non-vegan food at gatherings, risking the exclusion of Sis and BF? It’s a tough choice, but hey, who said Minecraft was all about building and mining?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward family dynamics, and maybe even a sprinkle of vegan drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ZenMindZonkedOut – Minecraft SMP

calmness, inner peace, meditation, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental silence, mental stillness, mental tranquility, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace, quiet mind, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, ZenMindZonkedOut

Are you tired of living in a world where your mind is as quiet as a library during finals week? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a chaotic, non-stop rollercoaster of madness that will make your brain feel like it’s on a never-ending vacation in the Bahamas.

From explosive creeper parties to epic llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to your peaceful, serene existence. Embrace the chaos, embrace the insanity, and most importantly, embrace the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3402	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	65799
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9787	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12