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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1372 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 6426 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?