NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 605
Secret Passages Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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