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Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Afterlife, bread and circuses, Christianity, coping with reality, divine hiddenness, ETERNAL, European domination, existential angst, existentialism, gender dynamics, God is dead, hedonism, material goods, Medieval Times, nihilism, philosophy, Political, Problem of evil, Realms, Science, Void, white privilege, will to power

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Votes:	479	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3904
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7240
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Farms Harvested:	514

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	633	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	90
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	140	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Emeralds Found:	3349	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ores Mined:	7878	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Villages Defended:	9