NoKidsNoCryMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9671
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tantrums are not only allowed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of screaming, kicking, and full-blown meltdowns in the middle of the virtual world. Our special needs-friendly environment is perfect for those who want to let loose and express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

Forget about boring old coffee shops, on our server you can have a tantrum for a full 30 minutes without anyone batting an eye. And if anyone dares to stare, we’ll just kick them out (virtually, of course). Our regulars love the chaos and excitement that comes with having a child with special needs wreak havoc in our virtual space.

So come join us and let your inner tantrum-thrower shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate a good screaming fit every now and then. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	7960
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	9547
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2354
Potions Brewed:	165	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4360	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5186
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	582090
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	164	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	386	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7656
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	213277	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	306
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Buildings Constructed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

DUSTY Minecraft Server

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