NoKidsNoCreeperZ

home alone, serious reasons, family, NoKidsNoCreeperZ, Kindergarten Cop

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns and mischief is the name of the game! ever wanted to be like dennis the menace, causing mayhem and driving adults crazy? well now you can!

we have a home alone themed area where you can set up traps to fend off pesky intruders, just like kevin mcallister!

feeling like a big fat liar? we have a scene where you can team up with other players to take down the bad guy, just like in the movie!

daddy daycare more your style? take care of virtual kids and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos!

kindergarten cop? become the enforcer of the playground and keep those rowdy kids in line!

and who can forget the little rascals? team up with your friends to pull off epic pranks and shenanigans!

join us now and unleash your inner heathen in the most hilarious way possible! (Disclaimer: no actual children will be harmed in the making of this server) 🤣🤣🤣

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

Pleasure, fetish, satisfaction, Domination, breath play

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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New Server IP
MomCrafter Minecraft Server

MomCrafter, family, smoking, chemotherapy, Minecraft

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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New Server IP
TissuelessCraft

family dynamics, personal expenses, minimum wage, budgeting, LIMITED

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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New Server IP
BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

odd names, parenting, baby names, child’s name, ridiculous names

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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New Server IP
NopeNotDoingThatAgain

terrifying experience, Phobia, never again, petrifying, hair-raising

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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New Server IP

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

TissuelessCraft

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

NopeNotDoingThatAgain