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New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns and mischief is the name of the game! ever wanted to be like dennis the menace, causing mayhem and driving adults crazy? well now you can!

we have a home alone themed area where you can set up traps to fend off pesky intruders, just like kevin mcallister!

feeling like a big fat liar? we have a scene where you can team up with other players to take down the bad guy, just like in the movie!

daddy daycare more your style? take care of virtual kids and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos!

kindergarten cop? become the enforcer of the playground and keep those rowdy kids in line!

and who can forget the little rascals? team up with your friends to pull off epic pranks and shenanigans!

join us now and unleash your inner heathen in the most hilarious way possible! (Disclaimer: no actual children will be harmed in the making of this server) 🤣🤣🤣

Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, bad manners, bathroom humor, bidet, Biome, Disgusting, disgusting behavior, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, foul behavior, gross, hygiene, impolite, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, offensive, offensive behavior, Quests, Rude, toilet humor, uncouth, unhygienic, UNSANITARY

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyHub Minecraft Server

$1000/mo, $150/mo, AITAH, bills, children, Conversation, cover, CraftyHub, Cultural, family, financial responsibility, husband, irked, Minecraft, oldest son, provide, Request, savings, serious conversation, Server, Step up, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial responsibility in the most absurd way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your husband is secretly funding his family’s bills without your knowledge. Will you confront him and demand he stop, or will you embrace the chaos and continue building your virtual empire while your in-laws live rent-free in your pixelated world?

Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?

Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
NeighborlyMinecraftNote

apartment building, apartment community, apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment neighbor communication, apartment neighbor conflicts, apartment neighbors, apartment noise, apartment noise levels, apartment noise policies, apartment walls, considerate neighbors, hearing impairment, neighbor disputes, neighborly communication, neighborly relations, NeighborlyMinecraftNote, noise complaints, quiet hours, sleep deprivation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as noisy as your upstairs neighbor vacuuming at 7am? Look no further! Our server is so loud, it’ll shake your walls just like those dumbbells dropping at 1-3am. And don’t worry, we blast music so loud that even the ghosts in your garage can hear it.

Join us if you love the sound of chaos and want to experience sleep deprivation like never before. Our server is perfect for those who work 12 hour shifts and are in school full time – we’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep again! Plus, we have a special feature for the hearing impaired, so you can enjoy all the noise without missing a beat.

So come on down to our server and leave your sanity at the door. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop chaos and mayhem? Join now and embrace the madness!

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New Server IP
20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP, Age 20+, asset allocation, budgeting, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, Investments, long-term planning, million dollars, money management, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth management

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
EyeRollCraft

annoying statements, Cliches, common annoyances, cringeworthy phrases, exasperating statements, eye roll, eye roll expressions, eye roll material, eye roll quotes, eye roll reactions, eye roll triggers, eye roll worthy, eye-roll inducing, eye-rolling moments, EyeRollCraft, frustrating sayings, instant eye roll, irritating comments, overused phrases, Pet Peeves

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in a graveyard? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

NeighborlyMinecraftNote

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

EyeRollCraft