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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7667 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7200 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!
So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!