NoKidsNoCreepers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crops Grown:	9662
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ores Mined:	7482	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	191	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Farms Harvested:	415
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	1270
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Players:	90/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4102	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3