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ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	812154
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4984
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9804
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	6013
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	172
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ores Mined:	7292
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	175	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Divine Spears Created:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2601
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	9733	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7