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Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6398	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trans Code Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UncleGriefer420

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SecretBlockParty

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Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mines Excavated:	1973
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyRainbowLove

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YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Flu-Free Fun Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own nasal spray to protect against all the viruses, including the dreaded COVID-19! our virtual mice have tested it out and their lung virus levels dropped by 99.99%! you’ll be safe from flu, pneumonia, and any other nasty infections! build your own protective fortress and battle against the viruses in epic virtual battles! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Farms Harvested:	930	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Grass Stacks Modded Server: Where Kangaroos Rule and Blocks Drool!

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Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server.
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building.
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join this Minecraft server?

Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What makes Stack of Grass different from other Minecraft servers?

Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.

3. Is there an age requirement to join Stack of Grass?

Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.

4. What are some of the main feature Mods on the server?

Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.

5. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Boss Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the final boss in isekai worlds? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your boss-fighting skills without the fear of getting sent back to your boring old world!

Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Items Found:	5528	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

AITAH, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, communication breakdown, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, generational differences, MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch, mother-daughter dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	252

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HeroFailsMC SMP

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Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	1813	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	4