NoKidsAllowedWedding | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	89	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4840	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a child-free experience just like this wedding! We understand the struggle of dealing with kids running around and causing chaos, so we’ve created a server where only adults are allowed. No more worrying about toddler meltdowns or crying kids during important moments.

Join us for a relaxed, adult-focused atmosphere where you can build, mine, and explore without any interruptions from little ones. Plus, if anyone threatens not to come because they can’t bring their kids, we’ll just ban them from the server – problem solved!

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing the rules, stick to what you want and enjoy a child-free Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, join us and let’s tear the virtual family apart together!

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	63
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	9475
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	797	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	4462
New Chunks Explored:	749076	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	137

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.