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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	6311
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2048	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7954
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	4265
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	101	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1