NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9985
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Farms Harvested:	127
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	298
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8135
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Gaming, GIF, Minecraft, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	9115
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Towns Built:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.