NoKidsAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	825321
Crops Grown:	3746	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6625	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	247	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1496	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3956	Animals Bred:	52
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!