NoKidsAllowedFunPalace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tit Windows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyKidsDrugFree

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5955
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	717	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	133
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	185	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DeekzSMP

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DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	430	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	9
Magic Items Found:	6725	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

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Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8765	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyHubbyCutback

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Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1