NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Farms Harvested:	348
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Secret Passages Found:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	108
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	157	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5039	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Anti Matter Mania

Anti, Antimatter, antimatter detection, antimatter discovery, antimatter particle, antimatter research, cern, experimental physics, high-energy physics, large hadron collider, Mania, matter, particle accelerator, particle collisions, particle detection, particle experiments, particle mass, particle physics, physics research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subatomic particles, subatomic research

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1958	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

SphereMC

Active, ATM10, build battle, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Download, Festive, grand opening, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Server, SphereMC, Stability, Uptime

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Server Overview

Version	Minecraft 1.21.1 – ATM10-2.8
Modpack	All the Mods 10 – ATM10 – Minecraft Modpacks – CurseForge
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started out as a private pack for friends and now includes a mix of newer or lesser-known mods with the basics of other popular packs. The modpack uses NeoForge and is on version 1.21, with regular updates expected.

Does “All the Mods” contain all the mods?

No, “All the Mods” does not contain all the mods.

How can I join the community events?

You can join the community events by participating in the festive build battle on the server.

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, bharat, Bharat news, current events, India, Indian news, Isles, late night broadcast, late night coverage, late night discussion, late night edition, Late night news, late night program, late night show, late night tv, late night updates, late-night comedy, late-night entertainment, late-night talk show, mystic, news commentary, political analysis

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9811
New Chunks Explored:	576745	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchantments Applied:	145	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually cute and cuddly plushies that explode with confetti instead of blowing you up!

And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 46/””

Archive, blacked, BlackedBooru, Dedicated, DRIVE, Editor drive, edits, ENJOYERS, EXTREME, flatty, Gens, holocucks, hololive, Lost, Minecraft, monthly, NTR, smp, Thread, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	7251
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is dedicated to holocucks and other vtuber cucks, because why not? We even have a special section for vtuber blacked enjoyers, because we like to keep things spicy.

Join us for the “Blacked Flatty Edition” where anything goes and the memes are as wild as your imagination. Our previous thread got so crazy that it had to be archived, but don’t worry, you can still upload your gens or edits to BlackedBooru and keep the madness alive!

Whether you’re into VTubers or Hololive, this server has something for everyone. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our editor drive for some inspiration – just be prepared for the insanity that awaits.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of holocucks and vtuber blacked enjoyers? Come on in and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

arguments, birthday parties, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Events, holidays, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, relationships, Resentment, Server, Understanding, vacation, VacayVeto

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive behavior. Just like in real life, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your fellow players suddenly turn against you? Will someone steal your diamonds and blame it on the creeper? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server also has moments of heartwarming unity, just like when the oldest kid took their mom’s hand and reassured her that everything will be okay. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement in-game?

SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, family, forgiveness, husband, immature, insecure, Jealousy, loyalty, Manipulation, SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft, sister, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this sister, her husband, and her sister’s boyfriend.

Looking for a server where you never know what’s going to happen next? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia plotlines.

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics play out in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness drama that even the Kardashians would envy?

So come on down to our server and experience the most entertaining and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you log on, expect the unexpected!

SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

societal anomalies, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal curiosities, societal customs, societal eccentricities, societal expectations, societal habits, societal idiosyncrasies, societal norms, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal practices, societal quirks, societal rituals, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society norms, SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP, strange behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!

We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.

Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!