NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	869519	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	661
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Farms Harvested:	529	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Star Shards Collected:	286
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Star Shards Collected:	159	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!