NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1471	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	299
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
New Chunks Explored:	120188	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5540	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Towns Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	114	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6692	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	182
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1981	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	433
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crops Grown:	5529	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	4242	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!