NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8883

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4756
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4436	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchantments Applied:	94
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Votes:	5125	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2579
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	8583	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	154	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	569403	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	278	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	5329
Enchantments Applied:	260	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	7

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	77
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4