so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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