NoKidsAllowedCraft | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant robot piloted by a talking cat shows up and challenges you to a duel. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle mythical creatures, build epic structures with your friends, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LockOutLootOut

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2085	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Towns Built:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BabyTalkCraft

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Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

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Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyAnxiousGamer

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

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IP	play.vita-mc.net

Overview:

Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

Features:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
Expansive World
Community-Driven
Events and Challenges
Friendly Staff
Questing and Adventure
Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead?	Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
Are there regular events and challenges on the server?	Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
Is there a staff team available to assist players?	Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC?	Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Potions Brewed:	131
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	5315
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LifeIsHardButSMPFun

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Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4