NoKidsAllowedCraft

adamant, Adult-only, aita, attending, baby, best friends, compromise, cousin, Destination, family, Fiance, holiday, LEAVING, length of holiday, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Son, Telling, Upset

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	792560	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	148	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	8906
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	226196
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2663

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	170	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Farms Harvested:	367
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchantments Applied:	80	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9182	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6371	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Emeralds Found:	2666	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7648	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6647	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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