NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchantments Applied:	213
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Void Armor Forged:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ores Mined:	7925	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	7423
Void Gems Collected:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4967
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2065	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!