NoJobNoProbCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tit Windows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyKidsDrugFree

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DeekzSMP

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DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Towns Built:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

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Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Potions Brewed:	126
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyHubbyCutback

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Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	698	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5