NoJobNoProbCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Infinity Stones Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Well, besides the whole not having money thing, it’s definitely missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans happening on our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper named Bob.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being jobless again, because here, you can become a professional block miner and make a living out of crafting the most epic structures ever seen. Plus, our community is so wild and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your way through every creeper explosion and accidental lava bath.

So forget about job hunting and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only job you’ll have is having fun!

Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

#Automotive, 1.21.3, besto, CAR, impregnate, impregnation, Isuzu, Isuzu besto, Isuzu impregnation, Isuzu Sento, Isuzu Sento best., Isuzu Sento impregnation, Isuzu sex, Isuzu Sexto, Isuzu Sexto best, Isuzu Sexto impregnation, Japanese car, Realm, Sedan, sex, sexto impregnation, Sexy, Suzus, Vehicle

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, apology refusal, arguments, avoidance, Boyfriend, carpool, Christmas parade, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, family dynamics, float decoration, friendship, girl scouts, group dynamics, ignoring, living situation, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, MommaCraft, Server, step mom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5056	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	171	Dragon Eggs Found:	4495

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	49

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	5472
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	9018	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7806
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	147

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Votes:	9601	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.