NoJobNoProbCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	164	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and having to work for a living? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams of being a professional block builder! No need for a job here, just endless hours of crafting and building to your heart’s content. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Join our server and become a virtual entrepreneur, selling your pixelated creations to other players for virtual riches beyond your wildest imagination. Who needs a 9-5 when you can be a Minecraft mogul, ruling over your own virtual empire with an iron pickaxe?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. No more worrying about bills or responsibilities, just endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a job when you can have a virtual paradise at your fingertips?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	9836
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Items Found:	7107
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	2143	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	8113	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8359	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	2857	Emeralds Found:	303

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	8296
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Buildings Constructed:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchantments Applied:	194
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3988
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Buildings Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!