NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
Farms Harvested: 837 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Crops Grown: 6303
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4706 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 98 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Zombie Dances: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

    BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

    Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2487 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Farms Harvested: 716 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

    CraftyHub – Chores4Bores
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

    Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

    Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2189
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magic Items Found: 6822
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

    BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

    Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

    Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

    Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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