NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	139	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	216
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7445	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5015	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.