NoHurtFeelsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	385080
Dragon Eggs Found:	8748	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dad, his son, and their dreadlocks.

Looking for a server where you can express yourself through your character’s hairstyle? Well, look no further! Just like this son who wanted to emulate his dad’s dreadlocks, you can customize your Minecraft avatar to reflect your unique style.

Experience the thrill of standing up to bullies, just like this son did when he decided to cut his locks despite the teasing. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server and have to make tough decisions too!

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a lesson or two about the importance of communication and respect. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to console a fellow player who’s made a regrettable decision – just like this dad had to do with his son!

So come on over and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4224
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	308
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Armor Forged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	7573	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	340	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	1606	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?