NoHugs4NakedMobs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3411	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	6153	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

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Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9107	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, ducks, Flip, Global, Good, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lig, Llama, Minecraft, Mint, non-English, OC material, romance edition, smp, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Elves R Us Minecraft Server

Adventure, character creation, d&d, dungeons and dragons, elf race, Elves, elves needed, FANTASY, Fantasy Characters, fantasy roleplay, imagination, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Questing, Roleplaying, roleplaying game, Server, storytelling, tabletop gaming, Worldbuilding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of elves! Yes, you heard that right, we need elves to help us defeat the evil griefer trolls who keep trying to steal our precious blocks.

Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Game Source Code Minecraft SMP

Code, code sharing, collaborative development, community-driven projects, creative commons, digital heritage, free software license, Game, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game preservation, Minecraft, open access, open source, programming, Scummvm, SELACO, smp, software freedom, software licensing, source, source code, source port projects

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the source code is as open as the doors to our crazy community!

Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!

Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for Shrekyou21 Minecraft Server?

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“Shrekyou21 is a passionate content creator on social media platforms, known for their comedic and relatable content. With a knack for storytelling and a unique sense of humor, Shrekyou21 has amassed a loyal following who appreciate their authentic and entertaining posts. In their free time, Shrekyou21 enjoys exploring new hobbies, spending time with friends and family, and spreading laughter to their audience.”

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Frens United Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone in your sad little corner of the world? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and become part of a global community of frens from all over the world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Why Are We Hating Immigrants Again? Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, fear, hate, Hating;, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigrants, immigration, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, marginalization, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Political debate, prejudice, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to hate on immigrants. Why, you ask? Well, because they keep stealing all the diamonds and building better houses than us, obviously! Join us on this wild server where we spend more time building walls to keep out those pesky immigrants than actually playing the game. It’s like a real-life political debate, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0