NoHoldingMySonBob | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and temper tantrums in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without any crazy in-laws causing chaos!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you how to parent your virtual blocky baby. Hold them as much as you want, name them whatever you please (even if it’s “fatty” or “cry baby”), and never fear the wrath of a wall-punching FIL demanding to hold your pixelated offspring.

With no real-life consequences for your in-game actions, you can let loose and build your dream world without anyone judging your parenting skills. Join us now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring them along for a virtual beatdown (in-game, of course)!

CraftyCashCrunch

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced servers that don’t even have flying pigs? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of glowstone! And the best part? Our server is so cheap to join that even a baby zombie could afford it! So say goodbye to those expensive servers and come join the party where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun!

BubbleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a crazy drama like a soap opera? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the drama u could ever want, with twists and turns that will make ur head spin!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a political scandal between zelenskiy and trump! they’re arguing about who has the best minecraft skills and u gotta pick a side. do u support zelenskiy and his epic redstone creations or trump and his massive castle made entirely of diamond blocks?

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to witness this drama unfold, but u also get to participate in it! u can join zelenskiy’s team and help him build the ultimate fortress or team up with trump and take down all who oppose him. the choice is urs!

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled minecraft adventure of ur life. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyUkrainians

Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkrainians, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Media, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, president, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Towns Built:	9

lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution

EnviroCraft: Where Blocks Matter More

blocks, early death, Envirocraft, Environment, environmental exposures, environmental health, environmental influences, exposome, Genes, genetic predisposition, genetics, health determinants, health disparities, health outcomes, Lifestyle, Longevity, matter, mortality risk, nature vs nurture, personalized medicine, public health, research, risk factors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9801
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even your genes will be shaking in their boots! Forget about DNA, it’s all about the environment, baby!

Our server is like a magical exposome, full of crazy environmental exposures that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a minefield, so get ready for some wild adventures!

Join us and discover why some players have a higher risk of an early respawn than others. It’s all about the exposome, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooooo!

MysticCraft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Land, MysticCraft, No. 931521552 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Detective Investigation Secret Hidden Clues Enigma Unknown Intrigue Puzzle Mysterious Unidentified Covert Confidential Anonymous author

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long.

So why wait? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?).

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

abuse history, addiction, Allowed, best friends, Building a life, Elopement, ElopingCraft, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, guilt trips, long term partner, low contact, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s expectations, no contact, personal traumas, Therapy, Traditions, Wedding celebration, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.

Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.

BlockyJoyLand

Bliss, BlockyJoyLand, cheer, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, jubilation, Laughter, love, Peace, Pleasure, positivity, satisfaction, Serenity

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Animals Bred:	171
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

aggression, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrump, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, president, Server, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3438
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy world and stuff? well, this one is like, totally next level, bro. u gotta join cuz, like, trump is there and he’s all like, blaming ukraine for the war and stuff. it’s wild, man. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama and build ur own secret base. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft. so, like, come join us and let’s see who can survive the chaos of trump vs zelenskyy in the ultimate minecraft showdown. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

Conflict, controversy, CraftyZelenskyy, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, NotForSale, Politics, power struggle, PRESIDENTIAL, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	149	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.

Schools R Us: HVAC, STEM, Space & Fun

academic success, athletic facilities, budget allocation, capital spending, classroom space, disadvantaged school districts, disadvantaged students, education, educational resources, Fun, funding, HVAC, HVAC systems, improved student achievement, Infrastructure, Investments, pollutant removals, school districts, school facilities, SCHOOLs, Space, STEM, STEM equipment, student achievement

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3357	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we be spendin’ all da capital on schools to make dem students super smart! we got HVAC systems dat make da air clean so you can breathe easy while you mine for diamonds. STEM equipment for all you brainiacs out there who wanna build crazy redstone contraptions. and we got so much classroom space, you can build a mansion if ya want! forget bout dem athletic facilities, ain’t nobody gettin’ smarter from playin’ sports. so come on down and level up yo brain on dis server!

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Animals Bred:	192
Farms Harvested:	913	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, while Marty excels at drums and percussion. They have performed at various local venues and events, gaining a reputation for their high-energy performances and unique sound. Their dynamic chemistry on stage and genuine love for music have endeared them to fans and fellow musicians alike. Johnny and Marty continue to push boundaries and evolve as artists, constantly searching for new ways to connect with their audience through their music.

MECH Medieval Tech

#addons, Bosses, Cannons, Combat, CPU, Events, FACTORY, Forge, Magic, MECH, Medieval, Mods, RAM, server specs, shockbyte, smp, Spawn, Spells, Structures, Tech, Technology, Version, WEAPONRY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Specs	Hosted on shockbyte
	16 gigs of ram
	“Better CPU”
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.3.0

Some Mods Include:

Simply swords and better combat
Boss mods like cataclysm and bosses of mass destruction
Yung’s better series and a bunch of other structure mods
Magic mods like Irons spells

Also, the server will have some cool events and has a cozy spawn.

Join Discord for more information:

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist or application needed to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist or application needed. Anyone who wants to join can join.

Q: What are some of the big mods on the server?

A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Boss mods like cataclysm, Yung’s better series, and magic mods like Irons spells.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

A: The server is running on Minecraft Version 1.20.1 and Forge Version 47.3.0.

Unity Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. Fembot, 11. Anti-racism, 12. Self-reflection, 13. Mental health, 14. Personal growth, 15. Identity, 16. Empowerment, 17. Healing, 18. Trauma, 19. Social justice, 2. Racism, 20. acceptance, 3. Fascism, 4. Non white woman, 5. Despicable, 6. Imagination, 7. Fantasies, 8. Sexuality, 9. Normal, Quest, Stop feeling sexual attraction, Unity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	2739
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! We’ve got blocks, mobs, and more insanity than a llama on a pogo stick!

Forget about those racist and fascist guys, they don’t stand a chance against our pixelated paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.

Who needs real life when you can escape to a land where the only limits are your creativity and the occasional creeper explosion? Embrace your inner fembot and let loose in a world where normal is just a setting on the options menu.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to those despicable dudes and hello to a new reality where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Let’s get blocky!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3036
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	5325
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.