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MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	8169
Magic Items Found:	5976	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	128	Players Killed by Monsters:	3270
Votes:	8377	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	61	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	6606
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Magic Items Found:	8703
Enchantments Applied:	119	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5351
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138