NoHausForYouSisLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	5152	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	668

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Farms Harvested:	282	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	3959

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1929	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Farms Harvested:	912
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7965
Animals Bred:	153	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mines Excavated:	4524	Zombie Dances:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	5737	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2867	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	193
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	3515	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6964	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9880	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	New Chunks Explored:	813503
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Buildings Constructed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	995358	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	5595	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.