NoHausForYouSisLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

adorable pets, animal companions, Benefits, Best Friend, canine companions, cute, cute dogs, dog lovers, dog pictures, doggie adventures, doggie love, doggie tales, Doggies, four-legged friends, funny, funny dogs, furry friends, loyal dogs, man’s best friend, Minecraft, personal stories, pet owners, playful pups, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

Chapter 67, comedy manga, Daily Shiroyama, forgetful character, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, MITA, Mita-san, Server, ShiroCraft, Shiroyama, slice of life manga, You Forgot Something

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

affordable produce, agricultural industry, Community market, CRAZE, cultural exchange, economic development, farmers market, food security, fresh produce, global trade, international market, local vendors, market vendors, Minecraft, organic vegetables, Poland, rural economy, Server, Small-scale farmers, sustainable farming, third world, traditional markets, vegetable market, Veggie

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, inspired by a vegetable market in Poland and the wild adventures of the third world, is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Chuubas, Competition, Dedication, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, idol culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Performance, skill development, smp, Soccer, Soccer players, sports, Sportsmanship, Stars, streaming, talent, teamwork, Training, virtual idols, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

104.194.11.50, 25500, 25570, Dynmap, FLOW GLOW Edition, how to install, last thread, MDr9aFRW, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, Server, server ip, Speed King 5, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 4, Tech, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, ybc, Yubicraft, yubicraft.github.io

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids! Join our FLOW GLOW Edition server for a wild ride filled with crazy events and epic battles.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Dungeons, FANTASY, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Kokiri Forest, legend, Link, master sword, Minecraft, navi, Nintendo, nintendo 64, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, Princess Zelda, puzzle solving, smp, temple of time, the legend of zelda, Time, triforce, video game

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Franchise, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, ONLINE, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, reactions, reactions to criticism, Server, social media, video games

Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

arrest, Capitol attack, Capitol breach, Censorship, conspiracy theories, democrats, extremism, FBI informant, FBI psyop, free speech, Fuentes, Jan. 6, Minecraft, Misinformation, Nick, Nick Fuentes, online harassment, Patrol, Police, smp, social media, Spam, spam threads, tucker carlson, video evidence

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sick America Minecraft Server

abortion, Agencies, America, anti-world, BLOODBATH, control, deportation, election, ethnic cleanse, Facist, Government, Lgbt, mexico, Minecraft, palestine, power, Server, sick, Trans, trump, War, weird

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Advanced Bounty, Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Sixth Street market fair, Sjal, smp, Soul Hounds III, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

4chan moderator, accusations, Bans, blockparty, chatango, civil behavior, community guidelines, dumpster fire, fnf, FNF mod drama, fnf mods, friday night funkin, Friday Night Funkin’ General., game discussion, insults, low effort replies, Minecraft, miserable fans, obsessed fans, questionable links, Server

Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

ancient egyptians, card collecting, card demand, card history, card industry, card investment, card market, card nostalgia, card prices, card rarity, card speculation, card supply, card value, Cards, collectible cards, cost, expensive cards, hyper ancient cards, Minecraft, old cards, retro gaming rig, smp, Tfffff, trading cards, vintage cards

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2