NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3313	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5138
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	194	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Items Found:	7779	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9133	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	3342
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1407	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Zombie Dances:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	514035	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	128	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	New Chunks Explored:	330777
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.