LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
Ores Mined: 1854 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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