NoGutsNoGloryMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you donate is your time? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are scared to join!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about organ donation again because our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll feel like your organs are being donated to the Minecraft gods every time you play. Plus, our community is so lively and fun that you’ll forget all about your mortal body and just focus on building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crops Grown:	1038
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	125
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	851102
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	7490	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1862
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	104	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4306
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4280	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	5589
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!