NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7171
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	266	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	983	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4628

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8337	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	70
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	2117
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	834	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4206
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Potions Brewed:	67
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1