NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	143
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	518	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2022	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	1254	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8293	Dragon Eggs Found:	2730
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	32432	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4221	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Magic Items Found:	3445
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft

agency.., baby names, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, Divorce, emotions, ex, ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, judgment, Lies, parenting, relationship, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	784
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where drama unfolds like a soap opera, where relationships are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Join our server for a chance to experience the wildest love triangle you’ve ever seen!

Imagine meeting your dream girl at work, only to find out she’s still technically married to her ex and living with him. But wait, there’s more! She’s pregnant with your child and her ex thinks they’re still working on their marriage. Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all – as the baby’s due date approaches, tensions rise over the name choice. Will it be a tribute to the ex-husband or a fresh start for the new family? Join the server to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help decide the baby’s name!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

MineTears: DisneyCryfest

animated, animated classics, animated films, animated tears, Childhood, crying, Disney, Disney emotions., Disney magic, DisneyCryfest, emotional moments, emotions, Family Movies, Heartwarming, MineTears, movies, Nostalgia, sentimental, tearjerker, Tears, touching scenes, unexpected

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	968
Astral Projections Made:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11