| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9464 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 870042 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Server Type | Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP |
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| Community Focus | Communal spirit for collaboration |
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.
View our server images here.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3452 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 650 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7866 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8694 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 521633 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7851 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6045 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5591 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2704 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 122 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8868 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Votes: | 5718 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6849 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 862 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 81 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4933 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1512 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2895 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1533 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 285 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
