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SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1413
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4482
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Animals Bred:	115
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

binge-worthy, comedy, culture, cup, dislike, Drama, Entertainment, Mainstream, Media, NoSHowNoGo, opinion, Overrated, personal preference, Popular, rave, reality tv, refuse to watch, series, streaming services, tea, television, trending, tv show

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2493	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	375882
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

Game of Thrones Mc

12 hours old, available.., Community, Create, Discord, Enjoy, Fresh Wipe, fun experiences, Game, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, members, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, play server, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.

VaxCraft Network 1.21.2

1.21.2, community health, disease prevention, health regulations, healthcare policy, herd immunity, immunization, mandatory immunization, mandatory vaccination, mandatory vax, Medical Ethics, Network, public health, public policy, Public Safety, r9k, Support, vaccination controversy, vaccination debate, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine mandate, VaxCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4507	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness. Why join? Well, let me tell you, we got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your existence. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

EuroTripEscape

Agreement, Airbnb, bad friend, beach walks, coworker, Dinners, Europe trip, EuroTripEscape, Excel sheet, Expenses, FaceTime, Friend, Madrid, missed flights, online boyfriend, Paris, reimburse, Screenshots, shared expenses, south of France, sunset outing, Unsafe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2888
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!

CraftySafeguard

cautionary actions, CraftySafeguard, defensive strategies, emergency preparedness, Foresight, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, proactive behavior, protective measures, risk avoidance, risk management, safety awareness, safety first, safety habits, Safety Measures, safety practices, safety precautions, safety protocols, safety tips, self-preservation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mines Excavated:	3127	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Have you ever built a giant fortress made entirely of diamond blocks just to protect yourself from a horde of angry zombie pigmen? Well, on our server, that kind of epic preparation is just a regular Tuesday! Join us and never worry about being caught unprepared for a surprise attack from a gang of creepers again. Trust us, you’ll thank us later when your diamond fortress is the only thing standing between you and certain doom. So come on, join our server and start building your own crazy creations to keep yourself safe in the wild world of Minecraft!

CraftySyrianEduRevamp

changes, concern, Conflict, controversy, CraftySyrianEduRevamp, curriculum, education, Government, Impact, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, parents, policy, Politics, REFORM, Régime, School, Students, Syria, teachers, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

so like, u know how skool is boring and stuff? well not on our minecraft server! we got a new syrian government skool curriculum that will blow ur mind! learn how to build epic castles and redstone contraptions while dodging creepers and zombies! u wont even realize ur learning cuz ur having too much fun! join now and become the ultimate minecraft master! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a teacher on our server! u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Hardcore survival server Minecraft

description, Hardcore, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	258	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Hardcore survival!

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OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, Experience, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Q: How can I get whitelisted on the server?

A: To get whitelisted on the server, you can follow the instructions provided on our Linktree page. Simply click on the link and follow the steps to join our community.

Q: What perks do I receive for joining the server before release?

A: Players who join the server before the official release may receive a special perk as a thank you for their early participation. Stay tuned for more information on what these perks may be!

Q: How can I get involved in the OrbitMC community?

A: You can get involved in the OrbitMC community by joining our Discord server, participating in server events, and interacting with other players. Our staff team is always looking for new ways to engage with our community members!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18