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DivineCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, anger, antinatalist, Christianity, Church, Demon, DivineCraft, FAITH, family, Habit, inadequate, Inferiority, invention, Jealousy, Land, mediocre, neurotypical, normalfag, ostracize, Resentment, Routine, Satan, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.

Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.

Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!

>United Flailing Minecraft SMP

city, COMEBACK, comeback trail, Competition, Defeat, falling off, Fans, FLAILING, football, gtUnited, Manager, match, Minecraft, need her back, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggling, Support, TEAM, United, Victory

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

BirdPocalypseCraft

bird, BirdPocalypseCraft, Center, conservation, Crisis, Decline, Environmental, Extinction, habitat, long tail, Loss, modern history, mortality event, Population, recovering, research, scientists, single-species, tags, wildlife, WORST

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Magic Items Found:	4076	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, ambiguous, APPEAL, attraction, bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, Enchanted, Enigma, Enigmatic, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, lack of understanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Realm, Uncertain, Unclear, Wonder

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

Amazon FBA, Amazon sellers, business investment, e commerce, FBA, FBA sellers, heavy items, large items, Minecraft, online marketplace, online retailing, online selling, product pricing, product sourcing, profitable products, reselling, retail arbitrage, seller community, seller tips, sellers, selling on amazon, selling online, selling strategies, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3265	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

ANONYMOUS, crybaby, cryo edition, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live clips, FTL, gofile, January, late April, Live, News, S2E4 delayed, S4 preseason, Season, Show Archives, smp, ZGcCyl

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	9858
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

complex plot, CraftyMindFlicks, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind fuck movies, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending horror, mind-bending movies, mind-bending mystery, mind-bending suspense, mind-bending thriller, mind-boggling, psychological horror, psychological mind games, psychological thriller, surreal, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

arrest, Arrest44Arson, Arrests, arson, arson attacks, Attacks, CraftyCops, crime, crime investigation, Crime Prevention, criminal activity, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Police, Public Safety, russia, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, WAVE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	7078
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!

The Latam Cave

Adventure, building, Custom Plugins, discord community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Latin America, Minigames, multiplayer, non-premium launcher, open world, premium launcher, PvE, PvP, role playing, Survival, Survival Games, unique experience, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	145	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft from La Cueva Latam! Over 18,000 members in our Discord community. Version 1.21 with exclusive plugins for a unique experience. Compatibility for players with premium and non-premium launchers.

Open from tomorrow. Don’t miss it! Enter now and live an adventure like no other in La Cueva Latam.

LaCuevaLatam.minehost.pro

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, deep slate wall, Discord, established rule, Events, Fighting, Join, Mining, multiplayer, Open, Realm, safe zone, semi anarchy, Server, Small events, Trading, Wall, year

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Minecraft Anarchy Bedrock Realm

Server Information	Anarchy style Bedrock realm with a safe zone
Rules	No established rules outside of safe zone
Activities	Mining, trading, fighting, building, adventuring
Events	Small events planned in the future
Join the Realm	Click here
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the safe zone made of?	The safe zone is denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction).
Are there any rules inside the safe zone?	No, the only rule is safety ends outside The Wall.
Can anyone join the realm?	Yes, we are open to everyone who wants to join.
What kind of events are planned?	We plan on hosting small events for the community in the coming year.

Sacred Sands Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, Community, compatibility, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, Indian, intercultural, Israeli, Jewish, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., multicultural, online dating, Partnership, Realm, relationships, Religion, Sacred, sands, tradition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where Jews and Indians come together in perfect harmony, just like peanut butter and jelly!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.

Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2564	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2