NoFOMO Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	99	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Votes:	238
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4706	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7