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GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchantments Applied:	222	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crops Grown:	4496	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9828
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	873437	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ores Mined:	2440	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Votes:	6707	Crops Grown:	8831
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	850189	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4301	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3536
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2010	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4185
Villages Defended:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2921
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3