On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Farms Harvested: | 752 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”