NoDrunkCraftLand

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SelfieSneakz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockCraftAdvice

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

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come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Items Found:	8690	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FamCraft: Value Edition

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Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Peak Lama’s Revenge

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come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “FunyMine – Anarchic” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Abode Minecraft Server

abode, adulting, age, blocky, cultural norms, Decision making, family dynamics, financial independence, home life, Household, independent living, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, multi-generational living, on your own, personal space, roommates, Server, societal expectations, with parents, young adults

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew? Are you ready to break free from the shackles of adulthood and embrace your inner block-building warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles, and engage in intense battles with other players. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax in our virtual hot tubs or take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests.

And hey, who needs to move out when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: Fight Club /mcfc/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They were busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned player jealous. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of singing wolves. And if you manage to defeat them in a karaoke battle, the pickaxes are yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.