NoDrunkCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	7	Votes:	2654
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s drinking habits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your worries – just like how my girlfriend forgets about her doctor’s warnings when her family comes to visit!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!

So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Votes:	830	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2668	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Divine Spears Created:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	8116
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9427
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	7394

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Votes:	4162	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	136

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8852	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.