NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UkrainianDroneDrama

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LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Touching Universe Craft

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so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MotelBlockerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Villages Defended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkinSwapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	1713	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6542
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

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Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	201
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.