NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids | New Minecraft Servers 2024

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

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Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Block TherapyCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9135
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

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Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	5795	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	122	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DogHouseBanisher

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBluesBeGone

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Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	355508
Ores Mined:	2334	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3576
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

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so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6132	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1695
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

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Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	9226
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

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Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19