NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crops Grown:	1943	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井はあと / はあちゃま

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DeoDramaCraft

affordability, Arm and Hammer, Armpits, bigfoot, Boys, brand, Budget, Cool kids, deodorant, DeoDramaCraft, Effectiveness, expensive, Fatherhood, Fragrance, hygiene, parenting, peer pressure, personal care, scent, social norms, Son

Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

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Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyQuarantineSkills

baking, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyQuarantineSkills, DISCOVER, diy, drawing, Exercise, gardening, hobby, knitting, meditation, Music, Painting, photography, Quarantine, reading, Sewing, skill, Writing, yoga

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SableCraft Revived

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DryNetwork

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hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	104	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

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Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7739	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Star Shards Collected:	187
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SisterWifeWeddingCraft

affair accusations, blended family, controversy, Crossroads, Decision making, family approval, Grief, Guilt, judgment, late wife’s sister, love, marrying, moral dilemma, parenting, relationship, remarriage, SisterWifeWeddingCraft, societal norms, support system, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NostalgicCraft2016

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Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6476	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Finger Fumble Craft

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.